Breaking News: Milk Is Bad Now It Tunes Out Milk is Poison

by Dan Baumgardner

The Milk industry has just been metaphorically shot in the face as doctors have found out that drinking milk will slowly kill its victims. The Police have been cautiously removing all milk in the immediate area and all cows are in quarantine.

Wen asked about how this situation happened, government official Granny Donger said I don't know.

it is fair to say that this epidemic is like no udder.

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